Life & Times of a Support Agent

COCHISE!

Yes ! this is the real issue at hand. NO need to travel safe when i am near. for I am the safty. I use no cape or mask BUT! I am forever DOUBLE N .

Snakes beware !!!! I am in the midst of my season and i am anxious.

Chaos , order,disorder snakes slither one at a time. I know i see them i watch them. For when i am in the neighborhood they are all about us. Stealing,cheating,drugs,prostitution.nobody calls for help for i am there. No signals, no red phone or fancy cars the bat has nothing on me and i'm not in a phony city. your rant is nothing to what i see in an hour of being in the neighborhood. when i leave they come out like sweat seeping from an athelete's skin.for i can only be there in darkness of the night. plunger boy ! you have no clue as to what i endure in an evening. i am the real hero who will never call you for help i help myself. The other night one of the snakes noticed i was watching his every move. he did not like it. although i rarely show my self i confronted him only to have him cower away for he knew my power, strenth, and mind were to over bearing.
Every neighborhood needs me but i can only be in one . it is my post and duty much like the bat has gotham. only mine is smaller and far more real. I must go now.maybe i will return oneday to enlighten you to my world till then be thankful you only deal with customer care and not the snakes that i must moniter.
Double N

ummm i know the feeling being a maint person...as when people call and ask for a toilet to be un clogged and tell me dont bring a plunger it wont help...3 mins later i walk out with a smile on my face and a plungged toilet. if theese people know what the problem is why do they call and ask me to do it? hmmmm?

You imply i wear panties to wedge or knot....

Welcome to the world of not being a real person or a real help. You have now just become the intangible thing that is called fulfilling a requirement. Half the time people dont WANT to fix their problem, because then they wont have anything to complain about, and they dont want their boss to look successful. They now have someone else that noone knows that they can claim is the source of the problem so they dont have to take responsibility.